I've always been relatively comfortable with my weight. Of course a nip here and a tuck there is always welcome, but its not like I'm dissatisfied or anything. i've always been a comfy size10 with the right curves in the right places, if I may say so myself. Each time I modestly comment on bow big I am, I am immediately reassured(very eloquently) on how bodacious and perfect I actually am.
You can then begin to imagine my horror when someone innocently mentioned that I might be putting on a bit of weight. Unwilling to believe, I weighed myself. I was a weight 70-something! then someone else (innocently, of course) called me orobo. I almost cried. The last straw was when I ceased to fit into my size10 jeans..my favorite pair. It was then I made THE vow.
THE VOW:
I will eat no chocolates, no icecream, no cake, no biscuits. There goes the bulk of the food I eat.
I will go jogging every morning starting from monday, the 21st of september.
Monday, 21st September:
Woke up at 7:00am. Bugger it. Too late to jog. Don't want the whole world to see me carting around all that lard...
Tuesday, 22nd September:
Woke up at 8:00am. Extremely late to jog. Oh well, tomorrow is another day. I hope.
Monday, 12th October:
Don't say it. I know. I am a lazy bag of (I wish, desperately, that I could say bones, but alas-) meat. But then, the running around I did today more than equates any morning jogging. I think.
Tuesday, 13th October:
Finally ! I did it. I jogged from 5:30am till 6:10am...well, if truth be told, it was more of a brisk walk most of the time than a jog...but no matter. The point is, I did it! I hope that the fact that I slept for five hours afterward doesn't negate all my hard work...
Sunday, 19th October:
I have been ill, ergo my skiving. Really, I have. A flu is a really limiting illness, I tell you. But I can hardly wait to get on the tracks tomorrow. Weight loss, here I come! Shucks. Who am I kidding? I"ll probably tie my teeth at the end of the day...I'm too bloody lazy for this!
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